Be Careful What You Wish For

When I was a boy, I used to so envy grown men when standing at the urinal...

No, not because of THAT!

Back then, my flow was strong but quick.

Hmm, that wasn't the only fluid related thing down there that was strong but quick, but, um, that's another matter...

Anyway, I used to envy those men who would stand at the urinal for what seemed an eternity.

If only I had known why they had to stand there so long...

Now, I find myself among those men who have to stand at the urinal for quite a while, with a less than satisfying output.

Hmm, er, never mind.

Anyway, I was tempted today to wish to once again have a strong, full flow.

But then I got to thinking...

With my luck, that would be achieved at the expense of a painful operation, that would (again with my luck) leave me impotent and incontinent.

I guess I'll just be grateful for what I have, and hope I can maintain what I've got.

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Posted by David at April 30, 2004 08:17 PM | Categorized under: A day in the life