August 13, 2004
Single female seeks male companionship

The following ad appeared in "The Atlanta Journal":

"Single female seeks male companionship. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Over 150 men reportedly found themselves talking to the local Humane Society
about an eight-week-old Labrador retriever.

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Posted by David at August 13, 2004 06:49 AM | Categorized under: Humor
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